January 2011
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Fact: I am far more productive when slightly...
Things I have accomplished since finishing my vegan Irish Nog Cream. Which is what I’ve decided to call that drink, as questionable as it sounds:
Filled out an important document for unemployment benefits.
Mostly finished filling out my application for InterExchange.
Dried all my tunics and dresses.
Found two cardigans that I have been missing for at least a month.
Found most of my...
Netflix recommends this list of movies for me:
Quirky Gay & Lesbian Comedies.
Thank you, Netflix.
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Peace coffee + soy nog + Irish whiskey.
I would make a terrific bartender.
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I want to be extraordinary.
Why the fuck am I getting Justin Bieber- and...
SHAPE THE FUCK UP, TUMBLR.
December 2010
Ugh.
Don’t want to be alone tonight.
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Dear entire canine race,
FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BLOCK. I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU. THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE.
Love,
Alice.
I have nothing to do tonight.
Fucking fuck.
GMMXIE DOES NOT SPELL GOOGLE
Watchfilthyh0tmess:
ijusthadsex:
that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster:
nexttoabnormal:
cocainebrunch:
gilbertcatalano:
brainandtoungejustmet:
vintageroses-:
little-too-ironic:
strongbad:
destructivepath:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH so fucking funny
havin’ a polite conversation
Open 24 hours? NOT ON JESUS’S BIRTHDAY ~ LOL
Oh. My. God. I am laughing so fucking hard at this.
Quality people...
It's hailing outside. Alice doesn't understand...
Nor do I.
Happy New Year, New Zealand.
FUCKING STOP RUNNING ON EASTERN TIME, TUMBLR.
You should understand that when I post a song at 11pm, IT’S NOT THE NEXT FUCKING DAY YET.
elitefourbruce replied to your post: FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING.
I would totes go to the gym.
You mean you would if you were me? Yeah, I want to. I went today, which is how I know my weight. Just…fucking no one with a car ever wants to fucking go. Fuck.
Little Secrets by Passion Pit.
Wonderful running...
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FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING.
Somehow, I’ve gained back fucking fifteen pounds in the last month.
Fuck this.
Fuck you, body.
Fuck you, lack of self-control.
Fuck you, winter.
Fuck you, mother and brother who never want to go to the fucking gym.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Don't you hate it those nights where you have...
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You guys.
That song I just reblogged is by a New Zealand band.
You’re welcome.
The Lion King = Hamlet.
WHAT THE FUCK.
JESUS.
FUCK.
The feeling shared when someone becomes...
I need to hang out with more people before I leave...
I’ll have six months to be a hermit in New Zealand; there’s no reason to start early.
I want a thumbprint cookie.
At some point you will realize that you have done...
Hey guys.
So yeah. I’VE BEEN HACKED.
Know how I know?!
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